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Post by notlaparel on Apr 9, 2015 12:34:08 GMT
Long have we suffered against this cabal of tyrants. They've lorded over us and sowed fear into the souls of our poor villagers.
You know whom I speak of - the Chat Breakers.
They pillage and rape our people. It's about time we all stand up and fight back!
We can bring them down if we all work together.
This is a call to everyone to do their part and annihilate every Chat Breaker you find.
- A Concerned Citizen
Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war.
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Post by notlaparel on Apr 9, 2015 12:48:45 GMT
Everyone is doing their part. Are you?
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Post by notlaparel on Apr 9, 2015 12:49:07 GMT
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Post by runedaegun on Apr 9, 2015 12:52:25 GMT
/yawn
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Post by haloperidol on Apr 9, 2015 12:58:17 GMT
I hereby ask you to screencapture and post every Chat Breakers attack that struck your village.
Is it truly righteousness that drives you? I wonder...
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Post by runedaegun on Apr 9, 2015 13:10:29 GMT
hmmm,yea i think this would be entertaining. are they merely fools on a mission of self destruction or are they really these revolutionaries they claim to be?
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Post by runedaegun on Apr 9, 2015 13:57:46 GMT
the people are speaking loudly and clearly! hahahha
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Post by notlaparel on Apr 9, 2015 14:07:36 GMT
Look here, all ye good people, look what their deceitful and despicable leader has posted: A terrible forgery to smear an innocent and upstanding citizen's reputation.
Is there no lows these monsters wouldn't stoop to?
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Post by lucasthegoat on Apr 9, 2015 14:13:03 GMT
Surprising but true facts about laparel Part IHe has long been suspected of being the leader of the Nazi penguin regime. laparel (far right) clearly seen here gathering his army of white walkers for chaos and destruction. He cannot be trusted. Join Chat Breakers to fight for justice
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Post by runedaegun on Apr 9, 2015 14:14:30 GMT
Look here, I'm a man of the people for the people! I help those in need and those who are confused in their paths to the top. I do not push any agendas on anybody except for them all to be great. I cannot help it if it's the peoples wishes to grant me power over their lands to help encourage prosperity.
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Post by notlaparel on Apr 9, 2015 16:06:07 GMT
druidboyz Has Been Taught a Lesson
Earlier today, druidboyz, of the vile Chat Breakers, had mounted a massive attack on my village. Fortunately, the villagers were able to defend against the pillagers through their strong will and determination.
Reports says that druidboyz had been planning for weeks to take the people's food from the storage building. Wisely, the villagers were wary of the malicious intentions of Chat Breaker members and were able to mount up a defense in time.
After the successful defense, the villagers launched a swift and bloodless counter-attack as a proportional response. The villagers hope that their courage will hopefully inspire others to stand up against the oppressive Chat Breakers.
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Post by runedaegun on Apr 9, 2015 18:20:53 GMT
*Declaration of active war for all who reads this*
Chat Breakers are now under orders to put Laparel under arrest and to farm his lands asap. There will be no mercy for he has shown none to us. We defend our own against his false accusations of being attacked by one of us in order to justify his own powermad actions and shall not stop until we have properly satisfied our kins sense of justice.
welcome to hell laparel,lets see what your made of. -Leader of Chat Breakers,Runedaegun
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Post by haloperidol on Apr 9, 2015 18:24:56 GMT
*grabs popcorn*
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Post by karewit on Apr 9, 2015 18:27:33 GMT
May the best follower of Lord Karewit win. Wait, that's me... (Dun raid pls)
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Post by notlaparel on Apr 10, 2015 0:12:25 GMT
Otter Out-maneuvered
This war mongering Chat Breaker had been successfully attacked by our freedom loving villagers. Otter was caught spreading his army too thin by repeatedly pillaging his innocent neighbors.
In order to cripple his war industry and minimize casualties our villagers raided Otter's storage when his army was out, bullying his neighbors.
Though our freedom fighting villagers was able to successfully beat back one bully, we shan't forget all the other victims of injustices perpetrated by these Chat Breakers. Freedom from tyranny will be earned.
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